Мир-Дверь-Мяч
Вот Вася в ресторане бутылку заказал,
И отдыхал культурно… соседям не мешал,
Он для сограждан даже три песни заказал,
И подпевал с душою, но вдруг он услыхал…
«Нажрался и гуляет» — еврей в очках сказал,
Конфликт назрел внезапно… практически скандал…
Интеллигенту в морду Василий тут же дал…
И не со зла наверное, а просто чтобы знал…
Что прав ВАСЯ!
Хуячь-Хуячь-Хуячь!
И все кто понял скажут..
Вася ты просто Мир-Дверь Мяч!
А цены в магазинах взлетели аж на треть!
А Васе обещали: «Все будет дешеветь…»
Но поднапрягшись Вася — фантазию включил…
Рыбалки новый метод — немедленно открыл.
«Мы кинем хлорку в реку — и рыбу траванем,
А после нашей сеткой — всю рыбу соберем!»
Василий с возом рыбы — и сыта детвора!
Он распродал остатки и прикупил бухла!
Ты снова прав, Вася!!!
Хуячь-Хуячь-Хуячь!
И все кто понял скажут..
Вася ты просто Мир-Дверь Мяч!
Наверное ты подумал — я Васю не люблю,
Что я в кубышке деньги изо дня в день коплю,
Что я уеду скоро и Вам письмо пришлю,
О том как мир прекрасен, как вкусен сыр Дор-Блю
Но ты неправ парень — я тут и в доску свой!
Я с песней залихватской, как ты с утра бухой…
А кто не любит Васю — Россию не поймет!
А кто поет со мною — тот полный патриот…
Наш талисман — Вася!!!
Серп-Молот и первач!
И все кто знает РАШУ!! подхватят… прямо…
Мир-Дверь Мяч!
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