Подарок другу
Что буду я завтра другу дарить?
Что выбрать, оплатить, завернуть и вручить?
О чем он так давно и безнадежно мечтал?
Чтоб я это принес и прямо в точку попал!
Ну или хотя бы в шарик а не ж..у попал… Ага!
Ну что я буду завтра другу дарить?
Об этом я попробовал его же спросить,
Он мне сказал, что всю ответственность я не переложу,
Я понял. Я возьму и что-то сам соображу,
Ну я придумаю хоть что-то, ну хоть что-то… Ага!
Что стала бы супруга подруге дарить?
Они бы месяца за два успели б все обсудить,
И пусть подарок этот и не сюрприз, отнюдь,
Но все веселы и рады, я завидую чуть-чуть…
Ведь все так просто одной, и так приятно другой! Ага…
Ну а я что буду завтра другу дарить?
Я не продвинулся ничуть, успел грамм триста отпить,
Шотландский виски не подкинул креативных идей,
Я по дороге на тусовку куплю воздушный змей!
Бредовая идея про змея… Ага…
И что я буду завтра другу вручать?
Пусть кто-то обстебет меня, конечно, но плевать,
Ведь кто-то из гостей опять не будут пить,
И вместе с остальными мы будем их чморить,
Ведь те, кто не пьют всех начинают бесить. Ага…
Для друга мне не жалко многое купить,
Iphone и Apple watch — он мог бы их носить,
Но не в вещах ведь счастье — счастье не купить,
А может мне руками что-то взять и смастерить?
Фигню из пластилина слепить и вручить. Ага…
Фигню из пластилина каждый должен хвалить,
Какой потрясный креатив — я всех смогу удивить,
В красивую обертку ее упаковать,
И вот фигню я готов вручать!
Фигня из пластилина рулит, ага…
Вот я и вот мой друг, подарок надо дарить,
Давай же рви коробку — ее пора открыть!
Тебя я поздравляю будь счастлив не скучай,
Там не фигня из пластилина, ты не переживай…
Короче happy birthday!!! Все такое! Ага!
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